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sukerokus: from the moment i regained consciousness after i died, i’ve always had dreams. things from since i was born, one day at a time. very soon now, will be the day that i die. i wonder what’s gonna happen when the me in my dreams die…

caitidee: - Do you remember when you were skinny little thing? - Holy crap! Can’t believe I was ever that small! Do you happen to have all of the pictures from this time? I’d be forever in your debt if you’d email them to me. I don’t have any.

==> Karkat: Be that guy You know, that guy. The guy who’ll always be there no matter how fucked up you are and will accept you and stay loyal to you despite all the things you’ve done. That guy. Reminds me of when I did that drunk Rose

the7thblogger: slavepetbabygirl: Holy fuck. There are some things that I would never ever consent to but that absolutely soak me when I see them happen to other girls, and imagine myself in their shoes: panicked, scared, desperate, disgusted, trapped,

angelrin89: juliajm15: kiome-yasha: Something I noticed when watching Big Hero 6 again was that Aunt Cass didn’t start the “Last Hug” thing until after Tadashi’s death. It makes me think the reason why was in case anything happened to her or

oliver-sykes-is-my-inspiration: My thing is when people come up and say ‘good set tonight’ and I say ‘you too’and then you find out that person is not in any band. Happens to me alot. // for Emily ♥ BMTH blog

omgfamilyaffair: i was out on the sundeck…naked of course…when i just happened to look inside and saw him standing there….watching me….his cock in his hand…and getting hard…so i went inside and asked him what he wanted to do with that thing…he

itslulu42: superqueerpasta: deadhawke: deadhawke: I’m sorry but when was someone going to tell me that in the year of our lord 2018 that the fucking Backstreet Boys put out a new song This……might be the most bizarre thing to happen in 2018 My

whenever you are too tired and hopesless, thats when you will be glad to have LOVE in your life, you are the best thing that could vever happen to me… i love you Btw a big shotout to jailingam (mario) for been a great friend =) waiting for blood

I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted

hirxeth: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, you’re only home in the world. And when that happens you think, oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

ms-qualia: poor-queequeg: khylinrhambo: You still want to kill me. That happens when you’re hunted by a creature in a mask. Starts off looking smug then immediately lapses into lost puppy. OH JESUS.

grinned: My thing is when people come up and say ‘good set tonight’ and I say ‘you too’and then you find out that person is not in any band. Happens to me alot.

resetforresetti: mintmoth: resetforresetti: So…way back in December my girlfriend decided to get me a refurbed light pink 3DS XL. The only problem was…well, it was wonky as hell. This is just one of the many things that happened when I tried playing

resetforresetti: mintmoth: resetforresetti: So…way back in December my girlfriend decided to get me a refurbed light pink 3DS XL. The only problem was…well, it was wonky as hell. This is just one of the many things that happened when I tried playing

today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that

mage-chimera-ran-sailove replied to your chat: Me: *refreshes dash on Tumblr* Me: *sees tons of…D'ack! That wasn’t me, was it?(/﹏＼) I get a little too carried away too quickly..!Nooooooo nooo no no no! D: Ish a good thing, I swear! I seriously

squidgybuttblog: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN

xkcds: “You know lightning, right? When electric charge builds up in a cloud and then discharges in a giant spark? Ask me why that happens.” “Why does tha–” “No clue. We think it’s related to the hair thing.” Physics Confession [Explained]

anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are

When I tell my daughter stories at night, inevitably, a few things happen. Number one, I use my imagination, I always start with life and then I build from there. And then the other thing that happens is she always says “Mommy… Can you put me in

voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?”

rainswings:voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr

Things only bullied kids will understand

jon-snow: stephanie beatriz just came out to me on twitter and this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me in my whole life

I’ll take “Things that only happen to me because I’m too nice for 跌 Alex”:I was getting ready to wash the car last night when I heard someone call out for me. I turn around with my typicalface. Two chicks walk up to me in my driveway and are

shadowgale96: Me during every Dragon Age RomanceAlistair: How could something so beautiful exist amongst so much darkness? In a way, I think the same thing when I look at you. Zevran: Assasinating you was the luckiest thing that could have happened to

I don’t talk when I’m supposed to. I hold things in and just get bulldozed over by whatever’s happening to me. Then I explode like an emotional volcano and come at you 100 diff. things that have been bothering me for the last 3 months!

kiome-yasha: Something I noticed when watching Big Hero 6 again was that Aunt Cass didn’t start the “Last Hug” thing until after Tadashi’s death. It makes me think the reason why was in case anything happened to her or Hiro. She wanted to share

passion: imamnotbroken: This picture is telling me that Squidward fucked a burger. I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the squid fucked the hamburger in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might

superqueerpasta: deadhawke: deadhawke: I’m sorry but when was someone going to tell me that in the year of our lord 2018 that the fucking Backstreet Boys put out a new song This……might be the most bizarre thing to happen in 2018 My 8 year old

holymotherofhnng: This part is probably one of the most heartbreaking in the whole movie for me. You know, that when she’s looking at that headline, she’s thinking of the possibility that the same thing could happen to her family. The way her

xkcds: “You know lightning, right? When electric charge builds up in a cloud and then discharges in a giant spark? Ask me why that happens.” “Why does tha–” “No clue. We think it’s related to the hair thing.” Physics Confession [Explained]

“When you lose someone who’s your home, your only home in the world, and when it happens you think, ‘Oh fuck. I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, or place, or thing. Something to make me feel safe and now i don’t have that and

dolefuldream: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, your only home in the world. And when that happens you think, ‘Oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

hirxeth: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, you’re only home in the world. And when that happens you think, oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

nuka-rockit:One of the most unsettling things that ever happened to me in a bethesda game was when I murdered that one priestess of Talos in Riften because I was bored but then I felt bad about it, so I reloaded my quicksave and when I walked up to her

n3cropants:voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr

b-tandoodlez: btanselanoican: Right in the Bro-koro Someone take away the tablet from me. I’m srs. Probably this sort of things happen when the gang tries to find out what is Tadashi’s one weakness. It does go AFTER THIS. XD I like to think that

jewceyblogging: rarewares: lorddanty: I was watching EEnE when this happened and I was laughing for so fucking long. I had to gif it, I needed other people to know. I wish I wasn’t in a rush to leave or I’d add text and shit. this is the funniest

henivejret: alice-in-the-looking-glass: hakuru15: This is what happens when I have a huge thing on “Ahegao” and eye rolling faces. Seriously that shit turns me on like… every fucking time. I mean seriously if you guys were to like fuck me in

omundonamente: “I know what it’s like. When you lose someone who is your home, you know, your only home in the world. When that happens, you think, oh fuck! I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, a place a thing, something to make me feel

omundonamente: “I know what it’s like. When you lose someone who is your home, you know, your only home in the world. When that happens, you think, oh fuck! I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, a place a thing, something to make me

omundonamente: “I know what it’s like. When you lose someone who is your home, you know, your only home in the world. When that happens, you think, oh fuck! I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, a place a thing, something to make me feel

gwenstacys: My parents were reluctant to let me start auditioning until I was at least a little bit emotionally stable - I’m still working on that! And so I started when I was fifteen, and it was the best thing that could have happened to me in terms

hirxeth: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, you’re only home in the world. And when that happens you think, oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?”

sluttybbw: My baby cousin just happens to be the most annoying little brat known to man. So when she gets on my last nerve, I have to fuck the shit outta her to keep her in her place. Sure I know I shouldn’t but believe me, it’s the only thing that’ll

hirxeth: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, you’re only home in the world. And when that happens you think, oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

sloppy: “When you lose someone who’s your home, your only home in the world, and when it happens you think, ‘Oh fuck. I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, or place, or thing. Something to make me feel safe and now i don’t have that

artirl: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, your only home in the world. And when that happens you think, ‘Oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t have

hirxeth: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, you’re only home in the world. And when that happens you think, oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

hirxeth: “When you lose someone who’s your home, you know, you’re only home in the world. And when that happens you think, oh fuck I should have had a back-up home. Another person, a place, a thing, something to make me feel safe, and I don’t

There was a moment when I was 12 or 13. I were looking at my body in the mirror. I was beautiful; tall, thin, feminine. I knew i was female and that I wanted to be a woman. I knew awful things were going to happen to me with testosterone and puberty.

d0nn0: The most frustrating thing that happens to me is when your hand is in a really nice position but you move it and then can’t remember the the best postition it was in

killjoygem: steovnnie: tbh the most Relatable thing to ever happen in su was when malachite was dragged into the ocean and the first thing that happened next was garnet saying “yikes” or when ruby shouted “you dont know me!!” at someone she

The best thing that happened to me in 2017 was when I decided to let go and walk away from lower vibrational environments/people and embark on a new journey of self-love and healing. My life has been golden ever since.

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